Alix versus Alex heads to the poles.
I’m not going to pretend for a second that I know what’s going on between the influencer Alix Earle and podcast host Alex Cooper. The truth of the matter is that I don’t know any of the details.
All I know is that there is some kind of online dispute between the two and from the looks of it, the situation is something serious. And if I’m honest, the only reason I consider it a serious matter is because TMZ made a “Who would you rather?” of both in bikinis.
Madeline Angy, Alex Cooper and Alix Earle attend a fan screening of ‘Unwell’ at the Paris Theater on September 13, 2023, in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)
Usually this is all just for fun or to choose sides in a situation like the one Alix and Alex find themselves in. Which, for the record, Alix Earle has a commanding 63 percent of the vote and there’s a simple calculation my old man once explained to me that explains that.
I don’t know if this is a strictly bikini-based vote or not, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it is. I have not looked nor do I intend to look at the scoreboard in regards to their reported enmity.
Like the drama itself, I’m not interested in that aspect either. We don’t need to look back and dredge up the past or waste time pointing out markers. We need solutions.
Could pole dancing put an end to the Alix Earle and Alex Cooper drama?
Alix herself may have done it unknowingly, although she is a brilliant business womanthink of one as you seemingly respond to ongoing, unnecessary conflict.
On Sunday, she posted a video of herself pole dancing with the caption, “Sorry, I’ve been busy filming this week.” That, along with the competitive aspect of the “Who Would You Rather?” It gave me an idea.
If Alix and Alex can’t or won’t come together to put an end to this, perhaps a friendly face-to-face competition could put an end to this without completely burning the Earth.
I’m proposing that each side retreat to their corner, spend an agreed upon amount of time preparing, and then compete in a winner-take-all pole dancing competition to conclude this.
Unconventional, I know. But what is sometimes needed to end conflict is innovative thinking. I wish you both luck.
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