RHORI Star Rosie DiMare’s True Home Square Footage Revealed as She Makes the Trademark “Slampig” Diss


RHORI Star Rosie DiMare's True Home Square Footage Revealed as She Doubles Down on Kelsey's Miss Rhode Island Rumor and Trademarks "Sloppy" Diss

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Rosie DiMare‘s square footage has been confirmed via tax records amid her ongoing house fight with co-star Kelsey Swanson on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.

While Rosie, 35, shaded Kelsey, 32, for continuing to poke her, despite their trucedoubled down on her suggestion that judges had been paid off in the Miss Rhode Island pageant she won in 2017, and promoted her “slampig” merchandise after trademarking the term, it was confirmed that her North Kingstown home, with which she shares Rich DiMare35, wasn’t as big as she claimed – just as Kelsey suspected.

According to the tax advisor’s data obtained by The Providence JournalBefore the addition, Rosie’s home had just 1,000 square feet of living space. However, that doesn’t include the addition Rosie discussed on the show.

If RHORI As fans witnessed, Rosie shared plans to expand her home to 800 square feet, regularly saying it was a 500-square-foot project. And according to her application for a building permit for the addition, it included a 1,900-square-foot first floor and a 900-square-foot second floor, totaling 2,800 square feet.

Those calculations aren’t entirely correct, but as noted, her plans showed a staircase leading from the first floor to a basement, which could bring the total square footage to 4,700.

As for her argument with KelseyRosie expressed exhaustion.

“This has been a long time of just being discredited and constantly hearing these girls trying to spread rumors about me or my husband,” Rosie said. DECISION MAKER last month. “It’s like nothing I do is good enough. Everything I do, I get a crazy reaction.”

As for her decision to come to her house with a megaphone and put even more pressure on the square footage row, Rosie didn’t understand her motive.

“I don’t know why she thought this was a time to joke or poke me again,” Rosie said. “If we were really going to build a friendship, wouldn’t you come and be nice to me while I’m literally setting this up so you can cut my hair again and I’ll post it all over the internet? You’d think she’d be excited about that. Instead it would be like, ‘Oh, I’m going to poke her again. I’m so funny.’ Maybe you won’t become a comedian. Read the room.”

As for her claim that Kelsey’s ex paid off the judges for her Miss Rhode Island win, Rosie stood by it.

“I usually don’t say things I can’t confirm. I like to have my documents in order,” she said. “I’ve heard all these things. Her family members have said some of these things. I wasn’t going to ever say them because it’s none of my business. It’s not my problem. I know she thinks I have a big note-taking app on her, which she would like. She’s never been on my phone. But I think when you’re pushed to a certain point, you just start saying whatever you want. And that’s what I did.”

She also teased the upcoming reunion, saying she brought “a lot” of receipts.

“I have some things in store that I’m going to show,” she revealed.

As for her ‘slampig’ trademark, The American sun confirmed that Rosie has filed papers with the United States Patent and Trademark Office for the derogatory term, which denotes a promiscuous woman and is used in the Northeast.

“Slampig has meaning or is a term of art in the relevant industry or as used in connection with the goods or services mentioned in the application, as follows: It is a New England term for as**t,” Rosie wrote in her September 2025 application, adding that she planned to make pet clothing, coffee mugs and shirts and provide entertainment services using the term.

During episodes of the show, after labeling Rosie as a “slampig,” Kelsey wore a sash that read “Miss Slampig United States” during a trivia night with their castmates.

Now, after receiving a benefit notice in April, meaning her claim was approved, Rosie, pending a few more steps, is selling merchandise including tank tops, T-shirts and hoodies.

“It’s time for SLAMPY SUMMER,” Rosie announced on Instagram, encouraging her Instagram followers to check out the link in her bio.

The Real Housewives of Rhode Island season one airs Sundays at 9/8c on Bravo.




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